Week #16

This is my last blog of first semester. How scary? I am almost halfway done with my senior year. Adulting is coming way too soon. I din't really want to bring up a whole lot about this past year because there has been more negative than positive. The only thing positive lately that has happened is I started dating Lucas! The one guy with the blue camaro in front of my house? Yeah thats my boyfriend's car. Well, it isn't in commission right now, because he got in a car accident. I know it's so sad:( I was going to put a picture of his car on here.... but the computer won't let me or I'm just not smart enough...

Week #15

Alright you beautiful creatures, let me tell you about the snow here in the lovely state of Illinois. It freaking sucks. One minute the weather is all chill and the next moment its like someone stole food from the man upstairs... so he gets extremely mad! The only thing I like about snow here is riding fourwheelers and snowmobiles in it. Thats it. I don't even like playing in the snow, except when we blow snowmen up with tanerite (Yes, I have already done that this year). Other than that, I hate the snow here. It's cold and painful when you slip on ice. Screw that!

Week #14

I can't believe that I am already a senior. I have gained some friends, but I have also lost a lot of them. I don't even feel like the same person anymore to be honest. I have had 2 jobs and paid off a car that I thought would take me 10 years. I have learned the hardest things in life... only by experience. I have got caught in the wrong crowd... I have done stupid things, but that besides the point. I have learned from it. I never want to do those kinds of things again, It changed me into the person that I am today. Those people never cared about me. They just used me to have a good time. It hurts knowing that I would put myself through something like that though. BUTTTTT all of that crap is in the past and I am 100x better than the past Kaylee! I have an awesome boyfriend who supports my decisions and is honest with me when he doesn't support some! I have a loving family that I wouldn't trade for the world... I love you guys:)

Week #13

 My name is Fred... Fred the turkey to be exact. My life started to turn around when I was stuck in this barn with 1,000 other turkeys. I didn't mind it... at first, because I love socializing. Well, this wasn't mind kind of socializing to be honest. I was shoved and pushed around by these very rude turkeys who didn't know how to mind their own business. Jerks. One day, a strange looking man threw a wood crate over the top of me that had chicken wire as the walls. I fought and fought, but I couldn't find my way out. I was trapped. He threw me into the bed of his truck that had 5 other turkeys in it. One of them was named Gloria. She was such a nice turkey. 10 hours had passed by and we found ourselves laying on this metal table. I sat up and found all of these very LARGE knives next me... A butcher picked up a knife and came swinging at me... Oh sh*t

Week #12

I have way too many embarrassing songs on my phone that are very inappropriate. I would go in detail, but I can't... this is a school project. So, I am going to pick a random song that I have heard, but I don't actually have it on my phone. Here goes nothing! I chose to write about the Stacey's mom song. Everyone has heard... at least I hope.If you haven't you need an education... a songication. Deal with it. I grew up listening to that song with my sister making the weird noises and all of the background voices. It was the best:)

Week #11

We all know the chicken crossed the road for some reason, but everyone has their own opinion. Buckle up, hang on, and let's let my blind uncle take the wheel so you can hear my opinion. Deep down in Kaylee's strange and scary thoughts she predicted the chicken's departure. The chicken got in a fight with his farmer/owner about politics. Was the chicken Pro Trump or Pro Hillary? Well little ducklings... let me tell you. The chicken and the farmer go in a fight about Mexico and deleted e-mails, but the bipolar horse couldn't take anymore of it. The horse round house kicked the farmer and the chicken went running. The chicken ran as fast as he could... eventually, crossing the road. That ladies and gentlemen is why the chicken crossed the road, but something caught his eye in the process. A voting booth was sitting on the other side of the road... little chicken had to go vote. 5 minutes later the chicken exited the booth with a big ole smile on his face and sticker on chest that said TRUMP! So moral of the story... chickens are Pro-Trump.......

P.S.--- My uncle isn't actually blind!

Week #10

"Settle down, settle down ladies and gentlemen! There is plenty of popcorn to pass around.", I said. Let me give you the run down. The first match was against Jigsaw and Chucky. Jigsaw came to the match with the typical contraption... the box with 2 holes... with glass positioned just right so if someone had to get there hands out of the hole, they are going to cut to heck. Obviously Chucky won, because he can't die by just being cut. He's a doll. Chucky got his hands out of box and slit Jigsaws throat. The next match was about the possessed old lady off of Insidious and Freddy Kruger. The old lady came at Kruger with a chain saw and cut him all to pieces. So granny won that one. The match was down to Chucky and the old lady. Chucky came running at the old lady and bit her ankle. The lady kicked Chucky to the ceiling, crashing him into a huge ceiling light. Chucky was stuck there... automatic win to old lady!

Week #9

Top 10 Favorite Movies!

• Pitch Perfect
• I just freaking love Anna Kendrick.
• Mr. and Mrs. Smith
• Relationship goals to a teeeeeee
• Avatar
• Because who wouldn't want to be blue and have extremely large tails that help you connect deeply with other blue things with large tails??
• THE OLD Red Dawn
• My all time favorite movie seen is in this movie... when all of those guys fall from the sky and start charging towards the school. I think its so scary but thrilling because we have a huge field on the North side of our school. 
• Super Troopers
• Enough said.
• Trailer Park Boys
• Bubbles.......
• Insidious
• If you are choosing to crap your pants... watch this
• The Visit
• Shania Twain!!
• Vacation
• The car... what is life?
• Milo and Otis
• Because I love puppies:)

Week #8

For sale: baby shoes, never worn because my husband never listens to me. The other day. My husband and I took our daughter to the zoo. Well we went through, saw all of the animals, and walked to the car. Our daughter lost a shoe. We didn't feel like walking back through the zoo to find the shoe, so we went to walmart. I had my husband run in because I had to feed the baby. I told him to buy a size 3. The ding dong comes back with a size 2.... a 2. We couldn't do anything with these because its not like she could grow back into a size 2. We happened to be having a garage sale the next day... so we tried to sell the shoes. For sale: baby shoes, never worn

Week #7

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again. I turned around and I saw the word murder on the mirror. I instantly started to freak. I ran into my bedroom, grabbed my car keys, and ran out the door to my car. I got in but my car wouldn't start. I turned to look out my back window and it said murder on it too! I started to scream! Someone jumped up from my back seat to scare me. It was my freaking brother trying to mess with me. Well it definitely worked. I turned around and I punched him right in the throat. Jokes on him huh

Week #6

I feel like this is an extremely controversial question. Personally I wouldn't want to know a whole lot about my future because I like to live spontaneously. I wouldn't want to know where I will end up living or how many kids I'm going to have... if I do have any. I wouldn't want to know what kind of car I'll drive or how many pets I will have. I mean I wouldn't mind knowing who I was going to marry... if I was to get married. If I was destined to somehow get married to Channing Tatum... so be it. If I was suppose to marry Justin Bieber... I will do as best as I can to avoid it! Simple as that.

Week #5

I feel like the future won't be much different. The government already has technology that is so advanced its not even funny. The US citizens find out bit by bit. I mean yeah sure technology through phones will be more advanced but that means more things with become outdated... like the desktop computer will probably obsolete by the time my generation hits 35. Laptops will take over but they will be like EXTREMELY advanced. The world population will be larger and the average human will be like a little more obese than now. The clothing styles will be even more strange and the pumpkin spice lattes will be a little stronger for the starbucks addicts.

Week #4

If the world wasn't defined by time anymore, everyone would go insane. People trying to go to work would be late. Babies would be cranky because there would be no "bedtime". Kids would constantly be sleeping in instead of going to school. I mean I would be okay with it, but some people might have a problem with it. I could just sleep all day if that was the case! I even know some of my friends would be okay with that. Ashli... cough cough... would definitely be okay with it lol... Santana might be okay with it but I don't know. She likes to be up, out, and about most of the time.

Week #3

 As I am standing in front of the crowd, I could feel all of their laser eyes burning into my soul. I open my mouth to speak, but nothing comes out. I guess I'm the expert of nothing. I stand there and wave my arms around like a mime but I still can't speak. Everyone is just sitting there with their mouths wide open, basically questioning my reason for being here. They paid $15 to see this? I physically couldn't say anything. I just wasn't allowed to! Yeah, it's not because I didn't want to, it's because I just couldn't!

Week #2

"Kaylee you're so stupid!", my inner conscious says to me. Okay yes, I completely understand where it's coming from. The other day I was backing out of the driveway at my dad's side job. There are concrete chunks with rebar sticking out of them... everywhere. Well, my silly self didn't see the metal bar sticking out... and I hit it. My conscious wasn't the only one that bad mouthed me! My dad called me stupid too! I wasn't meaning to hit, it just happened. My conscious is stupid sometime, because it wasn't the one that was driving! I was! Even if it was so worried about me, why didn't it stop me from hitting the rebar!

Week #1

This school year came a lot sooner than I expected. I miss the summer and working all the tine (because I brought good money home). The first week of school has been hectic it seems like, because I have the dumbest freaking locker in the game. I have to stand there and jiggle my lock like 20 million times! I am a senior! I should be past the years of fighting with my locker! One goal I have set for myself though is to graduate with all A's. I have worked so hard to get to this point. Although I struggle, I still manage. This year I have gained and lost A LOT of friends. The feeling of losing them sucks, but it all must have had to happen for a reason.