Week #3

 As I am standing in front of the crowd, I could feel all of their laser eyes burning into my soul. I open my mouth to speak, but nothing comes out. I guess I'm the expert of nothing. I stand there and wave my arms around like a mime but I still can't speak. Everyone is just sitting there with their mouths wide open, basically questioning my reason for being here. They paid $15 to see this? I physically couldn't say anything. I just wasn't allowed to! Yeah, it's not because I didn't want to, it's because I just couldn't!