Week #13

 My name is Fred... Fred the turkey to be exact. My life started to turn around when I was stuck in this barn with 1,000 other turkeys. I didn't mind it... at first, because I love socializing. Well, this wasn't mind kind of socializing to be honest. I was shoved and pushed around by these very rude turkeys who didn't know how to mind their own business. Jerks. One day, a strange looking man threw a wood crate over the top of me that had chicken wire as the walls. I fought and fought, but I couldn't find my way out. I was trapped. He threw me into the bed of his truck that had 5 other turkeys in it. One of them was named Gloria. She was such a nice turkey. 10 hours had passed by and we found ourselves laying on this metal table. I sat up and found all of these very LARGE knives next me... A butcher picked up a knife and came swinging at me... Oh sh*t