Week #19

I would love to start my second life as a big ole Mastiff. As a puppy I would be extremely cute and cuddly, but when I got older I could dominate my owners home. I would take over their couch and make large mess mounds all over their yard. It would be uncomfortable some of the time, but it would be so awesome to be the dog that jumps up on its owner's lab and just crush them... not literally lol. Instead of an average sized dog bowl, I would be drinking out of like a five gallon bucket. Also, all of the neighborhood dogs would bow down to me, because a freaking Chihuahua can't over power a Mastiff!