Week #11

We all know the chicken crossed the road for some reason, but everyone has their own opinion. Buckle up, hang on, and let's let my blind uncle take the wheel so you can hear my opinion. Deep down in Kaylee's strange and scary thoughts she predicted the chicken's departure. The chicken got in a fight with his farmer/owner about politics. Was the chicken Pro Trump or Pro Hillary? Well little ducklings... let me tell you. The chicken and the farmer go in a fight about Mexico and deleted e-mails, but the bipolar horse couldn't take anymore of it. The horse round house kicked the farmer and the chicken went running. The chicken ran as fast as he could... eventually, crossing the road. That ladies and gentlemen is why the chicken crossed the road, but something caught his eye in the process. A voting booth was sitting on the other side of the road... little chicken had to go vote. 5 minutes later the chicken exited the booth with a big ole smile on his face and sticker on chest that said TRUMP! So moral of the story... chickens are Pro-Trump.......

P.S.--- My uncle isn't actually blind!